For years, I’ve heard people talk about a “recipe for disaster,” but I always assumed it was a figure of speech. Then, one day, while searching for the secret to my mom’s rattlesnake jerky, I happened upon this old recipe card. Prepare at your own risk. Recipe For Disaster Ingredients: 4 farm-fresh eggs 2 cups […]
OK, I’m about to give up on this whole Match.com bullshit. They claim they can help you find that special someone. But since I’ve joined, not one woman has shown any interest. My friends tell me it takes time for people to notice you on the site. I guess they’re right. After all, it has […]
In my lifetime, I have encountered many so-called “illusionists.” The first one I can remember is a hippy magician named Doug Henning. With his famous “nothing is impossible” catch phrase and his trademark overbite, he mystified audiences and challenged the laws of fashion. Then there was David Copperfield. After assaulting his stepfather, the evil Mr. […]
The year was 1952. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed into law a new bill that was expected to end the spread of disease as we know it. The law, entitled the End the Spread of Disease As We Know It law, was considered to be the most significant law in the history of disease-prevention laws. […]
I was reading an article in Forbes about how sponsored links on Google and Yahoo(!) are a good way to increase traffic to your site. Well, I’m sure this isn’t a new idea, but I decided to enter a few choice words into the Google search engine to see what kind of ads I could […]
“Hello, my name is Mr. Conversation. I realize you’re just here to have a quiet cup of coffee, but I noticed you’re reading today’s paper. Did you see the story on page six about the cat that was stuck in the mailbox? Hahahahahha, boy, that’s a classic. ” “Uh, no, I haven’t gotten that far […]
Well, things have been going great for my blog. My hits have skyrocketed from a measly 25 a day to a whopping 28! Which means, it’s time to start talking to advertisers. Please take a moment to read what these guys have to say. I’ve never used their product, but it’s helping me remodel my […]
I have a confession to make. For as long as I can remember, I’ve had this really bad habit. I first recall doing it when I was around 12 or 13. But before I knew it, I was indulging myself at least three or four times a day. The funny thing is, I had no […]
For a while, I’ve been wondering what the hell was going on with today’s drivers. None of them seem to be obeying the laws of the road. That’s when I discovered this new training video: Having Fun Behind The Wheel. Here’s the unofficial transcript: HAVING FUN BEHIND THE WHEEL ANNCR: This is Irving. Irving is […]
My Dearest, When I think of you, I hear music. It starts off with a soft cello, then slowly builds up to an entire symphony. Then, for some reason, there’s an electric guitar. And it’s not like I have anything against electric guitar, but it just doesn’t work with the symphony. I mean, it’s like […]