Isn’t it obvious? To feed my ego. As a writer, I’m filled with self-doubt and need to be showered with praise every day. Did you find my last post amusing or just annoyingly stupid? Let me know. Because I haven’t got a clue. Ridicule me. Expose me for the hack that I am. I don’t care. I just want to see that damn comment count get past a single-digit number (without counting my replies). OK? OK.