I have a confession to make. For as long as I can remember, I’ve had this really bad habit. I first recall doing it when I was around 12 or 13. But before I knew it, I was indulging myself at least three or four times a day.
The funny thing is, I had no idea that what I was doing even had a name. I just stumbled upon it one day and I found it quite enjoyable. Of course, I’m referring to mental masturbation.
For a few months, I would only stimulate my brain in the privacy of my own bedroom. But after a while, I became braver and started doing it out in public. That’s right. Right in front of everybody. Sure, I’d occasionally get these horrified looks. But for the most part, people would just smirk at me and shake their heads in slow motion.
These days, I still enjoy a good mental masturbation session. Sometimes in the shower. Sometimes when I’m watching TV. But mostly, I do it when I’m online chatting with my friends.
If you haven’t tried it yet, I highly recommend it. It’s easy. it’s fun. And it’s highly addictive. What’s more, you can do it just about anywhere, at pretty much anytime. In fact, I’m mentally masturbating right now.
Does it leave a mess to clean up afterwards?
Did your mom ever catch you at it?
Does it prevent you from having a normal relationship?
Does your brain ever get chafed?
Gee, you must have stamina.
*swoons*
Uh, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was simply referring to how I often write, think and speak for my benefit only. I mean . . . wait a minute . . . that’s just sick.
Darn!!! I thought you were on to something there!
do you do it while looking at my stuff?
I don’t mentally masturbate nearly as often as I brain fart.
Ahhh…brain farts…I can identify with that.
(*apologizing in advance for my comment*)
does that make your blog a cum rag?
OK . . .Well, thank you, dvl. Just when it seemed this thread of comments couldn’t sink any lower, you managed to find a way.
uh huh
Oh, I’ll sink lower.
…and lower…until I’m on my knees, in fact.
Mission accomplished. ;)
bhw, you have raised the bar on lowbrow commentary.
Thanks, it’s a talent. ;)
Ahhhh…so my affliction has a name
Are you admitting out in public that you like to stimulate your mind, norton? I admire your courage.
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