It’s not like I expected it to happen this way. There I was, hanging out at my friend’s place. I was 15 and he was 14. His parents were still at work, so we had the whole place to ourselves. Anyhow, I guess we got bored, because we started playing with stuff that we found […]
The latest trend seems to be having your own photoblog. Well, I now have one, too. It’s not so much an account of the day’s events as it is a bunch of odd looking pics. But since I’ve been slacking on the old fashioned blogging lately (due to a tough assignment I’m working on), I […]
Hello, Barbara. It seems like it’s been forever. You, uh, look good. I mean, not as good as you looked back in the ’80s. You were so beautiful back then, in a tall, awkward sort of way. Okay, maybe “beautiful” is a bit of an overstatement. Let’s just say “not ugly.” Anyhow, I don’t want […]
I was really hurting for something to write about tonight, until my latest muse suggested I craft a story about a dog. That’s all she said: a dog. “A dog?” I asked. “Yes, I think I said, a dog,” she replied. Okay, fine. This entry will be entirely about a dog. A dog name uhh […]
The problem with car chase scenes in movies is they’re so unrealistic. All those narrow escapes and cars jumping over other cars, it just doesn’t happen that way. How do I know? I’ve actually been in one. No, really. Here’s how it all went down: I was a Senior in high school and it was […]
Okay, this all happened about ten years ago: So I’m hanging out with my friend one evening and he says he could really go for a cup of coffee. I think about it, and I suggest this quirky looking place I’ve passed by a few dozen times called “Les Beans.” Anyhow, we park on the […]
One of the things I did during my vacation was take an IQ test online. I scored a whopping 124. I didn’t know what the fuck that meant, so I coughed up the fifteen bucks to get a full report (possibly a sign of my lower intelligence). Turns out, I scored in the top 90th […]
At first, my plan was just to take a week off from blogging so that I could have some time to concentrate on more important things. You know, like taxes and work. But when I showed up at the ad agency on Tuesday, I was told they wouldn’t be needing my services for a couple […]
This week, I’ve decided to take a little vacation from my blogging so I can finish preparing my taxes and maybe, if time permits, actually experience something that resembles a social life. I realize that many of you come here every weekday looking for some entertainment, but I guess you’ll have to go someplace else. […]
Just got back from having dinner with my best friend. Since he works in downtown L.A. and I don’t live too far away from there, we thought we’d dine in Little Tokyo. Little Tokyo is this area of the city where you can find pretty much every type of authentic Japanese food you can think […]