Loud Engines

Every fucking morning, it’s the same thing. I’m walking out of the parking structure here at work and this motherfucker in his primer-painted Ford comes ROARING in and sets off every other car alarm as he climbs level after level. A: Why the fuck does anybody need such a huge engine in a commuter car? B: Who are these fucking people who have their car alarms set to be so goddamn sensitive? Loud engines really suck.

Comments 2

  1. Glovia wrote:

    A) Because they have small penises. B) Because the men with small penises want to know every time a bird shits on their car.

    Posted 03 Apr 2003 at 2:29 pm
  2. smivey wrote:

    Ah, it all makes sense now. Must be one of those guys who goes into the bathroom stall to take a piss instead of using the urinal.

    Posted 03 Apr 2003 at 5:23 pm

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