Every fucking morning, it’s the same thing. I’m walking out of the parking structure here at work and this motherfucker in his primer-painted Ford comes ROARING in and sets off every other car alarm as he climbs level after level. A: Why the fuck does anybody need such a huge engine in a commuter car? B: Who are these fucking people who have their car alarms set to be so goddamn sensitive? Loud engines really suck.
A) Because they have small penises. B) Because the men with small penises want to know every time a bird shits on their car.
Ah, it all makes sense now. Must be one of those guys who goes into the bathroom stall to take a piss instead of using the urinal.
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