Every fucking morning, it’s the same thing. I’m walking out of the parking structure here at work and this motherfucker in his primer-painted Ford comes ROARING in and sets off every other car alarm as he climbs level after level. A: Why the fuck does anybody need such a huge engine in a commuter car? B: Who are these fucking people who have their car alarms set to be so goddamn sensitive? Loud engines really suck.