Normally, I hate people who make resolutions at the end of every year, but I felt I really needed to make some changes in my life. I mean, it sucks the way people have to make promises. Sure, you need to make changes in your life, but why can’t you do that any time of the year? Why not January or April or May or September? It just doesn’t make sense. It’s pretty perplexing. But, still, we do it every year, don’t we? Every time, when the end of December comes around, we’ve got a new list of things we want to change about ourselves, things we’d like to be different, things we wouldn’t mind altering. Well, this year, I have a couple of my own. Yes, two resolutions, two vows I must keep, two promises to myself, oaths, if you will. The first one is probably one of the more difficult ones. I’m listing it first because it’s most likely the hardest to make happen. I don’t know why I’m even bothering to try, because it’s unlikely I’ll succeed. But here it goes: I vow, from this day forward to stop rambling and just get to the point, so that people will understand more quickly what it is I’m trying to say. The other resolution of mine, for myself, is to stop being so redundant and not repeat myself so much. But that one’s easy. I could do it with my eyes closed.
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