Hey, kids, you like gross stuff? Yeah! Well, have we got something gross for you! Pu! No, silly, not real poo. It’s Pu! It looks like poo. It smells like poo. It even tastes like poo! Ewww! But don’t worry. It’s not really poo. That would be bad, and illegal. Poo comes from your bottom. Pu come from a factory. No, not a chocolate factory, you nut! Ha ha ha ha! A chemical factory! Yay! So next time you’re at the toy store, be sure to tell your mommy (or daddy’s life partner) that all you want for Christmas is a bowl of Pu. That’s Pu. It’s spelled just like it smells: P-U. Pu!
And just like that, Smivey had lost it. So sad. He was such a nice boy.
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