everything sucks

Here in Southern California, great weather is the norm. So you’d figure the most desirable table at a restaurant would be on the patio, right? Uh, not so much. You see, ever since a law was passed prohibiting smoking inside public spaces, most restaurants have turned their patios into a puffer’s paradise. Which means, whenever you dine outdoors, you can always look forward to a little something extra with your meal: a complimentary side of carcinogens. Patio Dining sucks.