Here in Southern California, great weather is the norm. So you’d figure the most desirable table at a restaurant would be on the patio, right? Uh, not so much. You see, ever since a law was passed prohibiting smoking inside public spaces, most restaurants have turned their patios into a puffer’s paradise. Which means, whenever you dine outdoors, you can always look forward to a little something extra with your meal: a complimentary side of carcinogens. Patio Dining sucks.
Warning—Nasty. Funny though:
I once knew a guy who used to hold his farts in & save ‘em for when he was walking past the outdoor cafes.
Wow…didn’t take long to foul the collective mind of this thread….
Jesus! These poor smokers just can’t win. Not only do they no longer get to smoke inside, or have a healthy side of cancer, they are berated by guys like you who want the outdoor air as fresh as the indoor air. Chronic anti-smokers suck.
Anti-smoking nazis suck.
Did anyone notice the title of this entry? It’s about patio dining. I never said smoking should be abolished (I erased that part).
Vague, you’re completely right. Anti-smoking nazis do suck. Then again, they are nazis.
Ah yes…
Well you got me there. I think just about every nazi sucks, whether they smoke or not.
& not like I sit around doing it all day, but those anti-farting Nazis definitely need to go too.
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