Just wondering. Do they really include the last paper towel in the total sheet count? It’s hardly usable. I mean, by the time you peel the fucking thing off the cardboard tube, you’re left with about three quarters of a towel. So maybe the package should read “74 3/4 one-ply sheets.” I don’t know.
Of course, you always seem to run into this excuse-for-a-towel at the worst possible moment. Like when your grilled vegetable burrito decides to detonate in the microwave, leaving a buttload of refried-bean shrapnel in its wake. Mmmm delicioso. A mess like that is at least a three-toweler. And you’re about 2 1/4 towels shy. Quicker Picker Upper, my ass. The Last Paper Towel sucks.
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