Loved by the higher-ups, hated by coworkers, this brown-noser will do just about anything to make it to the next rung of the corporate ladder. He’ll lie. He’ll cheat. He’ll steal your ideas. And above all else, he’ll say anything your supervisor wants to hear:
“Nice tie, Mr. Johnson.” “Great idea, Mr. Johnson.” “Beautiful family, Mr. Johnson.”
Yeah, right. This guy has his head so far up the boss’s ass, every shirt in his wardrobe has a brown stain around the collar. But what I really hate about this suck-up isn’t all the lying he does to get ahead. It’s the fact that it actually works! Ass-Kissing Employees suck.
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