This one couldn’t wait until after the weekend. Unless you’ve been living inside a cave and under a rock, you’ve seen these spots: A bunch of women are moaning in the bathroom like they’re having their way with a Waterpik Shower Massage head. But, wait. No. They’re just washing their hair! Apparently, the shampoo penetrates the scalp and goes straight to the vagina. Who knew?
You know how it feels when you accidentally scratch the surface of a chalkboard? That’s how I feel every time I hear those women screaming out their G-rated cries of ecstasy: “Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!”
No! No! No! Make it stop! This damn campaign has been going on for what seems like forever. And it’s not getting any better. I bet over fifty percent of the population doesn’t even get the implied pun. Unfortunately, I do. “A totally organic experience.” Organic, orgasmic. Oh boy. That’s rich. Anyone associated with this commercial should be tied to a rack and pelted with vegetables. Organic vegetables. Those Fucking Herbal Essences Shampoo Commercials suck.
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