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Old Produce

How long must a carrot remain in the refrigerator before you can tie a knot in it? At what point does an apple go from crisp and delicious to brown and mealy? When does a grape turn into a raisin? How many weeks does it take for a head of lettuce to become a liquid? These are just a few of the experiments currently being conducted in my ice box. Old Produce sucks.

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