The morning started off like any other for me. I had a light breakfast, did the shower thing and I was in the process of flossing my teeth. The radio was on the local “alternative” station and they were currently running their commercials. Of course, I ignored most of them, until I heard one of the DJ’s come on to interview one of their employees about the new Lexus IS. Hey, that’s my car, I thought to myself. They had my attention.
The girl and the DJ raved about the handling and the performance features of the car. They couldn’t believe how responsive it was. The DJ said he beat a Mercedes off the line that morning (as if that was a big deal). Sure, the whole commercial seemed like a rather pathetic attempt to make my car more popular. But It all sounded very positive. That was until the girl uttered one sentence that changed the way I see my mode of transportation: “Besides, who can resist a girl driving a Lexus?” Thirty seconds later, I was driving a chick car.
it’s because you’re gay.
remember??
I don’t believe that you’re gay at all, in fact, I know some very manly men that drive a Lexus. And after work, they get in that Lexus, drive off to the local bar, and get one of those pretty colored drinks with the little umbrella in it. *snicker*
heh. he’s definitely not gay. and honestly, i think that girl on the radio was high. or just stupid. i don’ t see anything sexy about a girl driving a lexus. now, YOU, on the other hand….
;)
oh god. have you actually MET him?
No, she hasn’t actually met me. She hasn’t even spoken to me on the phone. I guess I just exude heterosexuality through my words. Remind me to wipe that up later.
shut up–both of you.
like i should talk. my car is 50x more effeminate than his.
at least he isn’t driving a prelude or a cabriolet….. *G*
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