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Thirty Seconds Later,
I Was Driving A Chick Car.

The morning started off like any other for me. I had a light breakfast, did the shower thing and I was in the process of flossing my teeth. The radio was on the local “alternative” station and they were currently running their commercials. Of course, I ignored most of them, until I heard one of the DJ’s come on to interview one of their employees about the new Lexus IS. Hey, that’s my car, I thought to myself. They had my attention.

The girl and the DJ raved about the handling and the performance features of the car. They couldn’t believe how responsive it was. The DJ said he beat a Mercedes off the line that morning (as if that was a big deal). Sure, the whole commercial seemed like a rather pathetic attempt to make my car more popular. But It all sounded very positive. That was until the girl uttered one sentence that changed the way I see my mode of transportation: “Besides, who can resist a girl driving a Lexus?” Thirty seconds later, I was driving a chick car.

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