WAKING UP IN BED, MY FRIENDS STANDING AROUND ME.
Oh, dvl, I just had the most awful dream. You were there, only you had these tiny horns coming out of your head. Maybe you were supposed to be a fairy or something. Anyhow, I dreamt I was all depressed and upset and I had no reason to continue my blog. I just decided to end it one day. . . I know, I know. It sounds so crazy. But it’s true. I swear. And you were all there when it happened.
You were there, B², only you looked like a sad clown. And you were there, Edith, but you were in a leotard. And Olivia was there covered in mud. And Xolo, and eggberto were there, and jen, and kris, and even melly. You all were there, and you were pissed. And mango was there and dawnkey and potato salad, and heintz, and Linaia and Talyn and Sara and kris. . .
Hey, what the fuck are all of you doing in my room, anyway? And who the hell let you in? Security building, my ass! bhw, you better not have been taking pictures with that camera! Sean, Ren, stay the hell out of those drawers! And put that down! It’s not a toy!
How long have you been in here? You didn’t find that porn on my computer, did you? A friend of mine sent that to me. I was gonna delete it, I swear. I had no idea people did those kinds of things with wild boars. Disgusting.
Shit, I think I’m gonna have another panic attack. Okay, deep breaths. Close my eyes. Go to my special place. . . Fuck, I feel like I’m gonna vomit. . . But it’s good to be back. Thanks for all your support. Now, get the fuck out. Uh, please?
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