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		<title>The Sexy Voice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week*, I had the pleasure of sharing my body with the influenza virus. No, I&#8217;m not being sarcastic. I kind of dig having the flu. Sure, there&#8217;s the fever and the sweating and the yacking. But after all that, if you&#8217;re really lucky, you might just be given the pleasure of having The Sexy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thirtysomething</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, thanks. I appreciate the thought, but it seems like you&#8217;ve made a horrible mistake. You see, it&#8217;s not my birthday. No, really. If anyone would know, it would be me. And what&#8217;s with all of these Over The Hill jokes? Aren&#8217;t those for people over 40? C&#8217;mon, give me some credit. Do I look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Guide For Potential L.A. Jurors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to perform my civic duty last week and I thought I&#8217;d share with you what I learned. Keep in mind, this is just based on what I encountered through the L.A. County court system. If you live in a different area, don&#8217;t bother reading any further. OK, are all those other losers gone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Quickie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, as many of you don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;ve been growing a beard for a couple of weeks. That said, I went into the men&#8217;s room where I work and took my position at the urinal. As I stood there waiting for things to happen, a colleague of mine came in and stood at the urinal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Being There</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever had someone try to tell you a funny story, but when nobody laughs, they say, &#8220;Well, I guess you just had to be there.&#8221; ? Actually, this happens to me quite a bit. So before I tell you my funny story, I will attempt to actually put you in the scene: It [...]]]></description>
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