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		<title>Layers of Flavor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 13:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was watching television the other day when a commercial for a new KFC product came on. The spot was for something called New KFC Famous Bowls. Now, how a new product could achieve fame before it was released is beyond me. But all that aside, this was quite a big idea. You start with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Happened To My Nickel?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 18:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was getting ready to do the laundry this evening, I happened upon this odd looking coin in my pocket. &#8220;What country is this from?&#8221; I thought to myself. And then I took a closer look. It was a nickel. Some kind of new nickel. Not only that, it was an ugly nickel. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>hey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[im sorry but if ur one of these people who writes emails without using any capitalization or any punctuation ur an idiot i mean do you expect people to spend the time to decipher your messages or are you just so fucking busy that you cant take the time to use a damn comma or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NPR Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/403</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2005 01:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I listen to NPR. But I&#8217;m not telling you that to impress you. It&#8217;s just a way to lead into today&#8217;s topic. And what is that topic? Jeeze, would ya give me a fucking break? I&#8217;m barely into one paragraph. Have some patience, will ya? Sorry. Where was I? Oh right. NPR. Yeah, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Entourage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 22:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, have you seen this new HBO show called Entourage? Well, if you haven&#8217;t, you have got to check it out. See it&#8217;s about this guy who becomes famous and lives with all his friends in a big house. Crazy. The first episode was insane. Get this: All the guys hook up with these really [...]]]></description>
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