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		<title>At a loss for words</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Lunacy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just last week, my stalker and I were at the Beverly Center, attempting to look like we could afford things there. On our way down the escalators, I noticed two teenagers in front of us wearing Ed Hardy clothing from head to toe (they even had on Ed Hardy tennis shoes). &#8220;Look,&#8221; I whispered to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Observation #2,091</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2004 00:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, there is a nice thing about having a car with a bashed-in rear end: When you&#8217;re trying to change lanes, people really get out of your way.]]></description>
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		<title>Will Ferrell</title>
		<link>http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/256</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2003 00:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Best Of]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just finished reading this month&#8217;s issue of Esquire, and all I can say is Will Ferrell has some fucked up teeth. I mean, I thought I was in desperate need of some dental work. But, shit, this guy surpasses me by far. You&#8217;d think a big star like Ferrell would go through the pain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is cool now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2003 00:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I&#8217;m too old, but I just don&#8217;t get the popularity of Ashton Kutcher. I&#8217;ve watched his films. I&#8217;ve seen his hit TV shows. And frankly, I&#8217;m not that impressed. For instance, on the last episode of Punked, Ashton was proudly sporting an engineer cap. That really got me thinking: I myself used to wear [...]]]></description>
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