They say it’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Those people are idiots. Being in love is one of the most amazing things in the world. Losing a love sucks donkey turds. That’s why I’ve decided to avoid the whole love thing altogether and just stick to good […]
Many people go through life feeling like they’re different. While some of these people were born with both male and female genitalia, others are simply loners. So how can you tell which type of person you are? Read on. Look Down Do you see a penis? Do you also see a vagina? Then chances are, […]
For a while, I was participating in something called Buzznet. It?s a place where you can share your snapshots with the world. Some people just post their images. Other people include a little story. Of course, I was more like the latter. And for a while there, people seemed to really enjoy what I was […]
The morning started off like any other for me. I had a light breakfast, did the shower thing and I was in the process of flossing my teeth. The radio was on the local “alternative” station and they were currently running their commercials. Of course, I ignored most of them, until I heard one of […]
Have you ever said something before that you wish you never said? Well, I do that a lot. Basically, it’s my insecurity coming out in the form of words: “I’m never doing that again.” “I don’t belong.” “It’s not my cup of tea.” “Thanks for putting up with me.” Can you blame anyone for giving […]
WAKING UP IN BED, MY FRIENDS STANDING AROUND ME. Oh, dvl, I just had the most awful dream. You were there, only you had these tiny horns coming out of your head. Maybe you were supposed to be a fairy or something. Anyhow, I dreamt I was all depressed and upset and I had no […]
There comes a time in life, when you have to stop laughing and see things for what they are. Humor is a wonderful thing, when you don’t hide behind it. Over the past few weeks, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I believe it’s time I made some changes. I spend my days […]
Due to various birthday-related activities, I was not able to write anything worthwhile for Monday’s post. I should be back in the swing of things on Tuesday. In the meantime, read Sunday’s post (if you haven’t already). Or check out this guy’s God Damn Diary. There’s always something great to read there. Just wish the […]
Guys, think about this: How painful was it the first time you had sex? Assuming you aren’t some kind of masochistic pervert who jams pins in your johnson, it probably didn’t hurt at all. Sure, it was over faster than she could say “Is it in yet?”. But what else did you have to complain […]
Today, I’ d like to address you, the humble lurker. Judging from my blog stats, there are a lot of you out there (over 50 per day). So I just want to let you know that I really appreciate you dropping by. No, I’m not gonna tear into you for hiding in the shadows and […]