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		<title>Short-lived Mafia Hitmen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We always hear about these scary mafia hitmen who kill a bunch of people and make us all scared and shit. Well, I just wanted to bring it to your attention that they aren&#8217;t all that scary. Here is a list of some lesser-known mafia hitmen that I found on the Web: Hal &#8220;Pretty Hands&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, what day is it? Sorry, I guess I&#8221;m kinda out of it. My head is aching. I suppose that&#8217;s what I get for throwing a party on a Thursday night. Why a Thursday night? Because Friday-night parties are for pussies. So anyhow, like I was saying, I decided to have me a little get-together. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cutlery Corner</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in the process of working on another one of my epic short stories, so here&#8217;s something else to keep you entertained in the meantime. If you&#8217;ve ever been awake late at night, you might be familiar with Cutlery Corner. This is a home-shopping show dedicated to everything that cuts: scissors, knives, swords, nail clippers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New site, Same old crap</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 05:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my new/old blog. Of course, this is just a temporary design. The new one is going to blow you away. No, really. Just take my word for it. OK, I don&#8217;t really have any idea of what the new one is going to look like. But trust me on this one. In the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Form</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 00:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On occasion, when I&#8217;m not sure what I should write about, I just sit down at the keyboard and start typing. Sometimes, the end result is pure magic. Most of the time, it&#8217;s unintelligible drivel. What follows, is the result of one of these writing exercises. Before you start reading, please allow me to apologize [...]]]></description>
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