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		<title>The Art of Sensual Gum Massage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 23:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While many may associate sensual massage with the arms, legs, thighs, buttocks and boobies, there is an often overlooked area of the human body that is bursting with erogenous zones. I am speaking, of course, of the gums. Now to some of you who didn&#8217;t read the title of this blog entry, this may come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That Stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 18:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve come to that stage in my life where I just want to buy a small house with a lawn. Not that I love lawns. I just have this incredible urge to yell at kids to stay the hell off my lawn. But first I need a lawn. Otherwise, I would just look insane.]]></description>
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		<title>Scary Christmas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the most wonderful time of the year. With the kids jingle-belling and everyone telling you &#8220;be of good cheer&#8221; Now wait just a damn second. Look, I know this song is a holiday classic, but the lyrics are pretty half-assed, don&#8217;t you think? Kids jingle-belling? Really? What exactly does that look like? Does he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Uncommon Courtesy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, I&#8217;ve been very busy with work and whatnot lately. Not much creativity left at the end of the day. That said, I watched Marie Antoinette the other night and it got me to thinking: In the film, when the ladies approach someone, they lower their eyes, grab their dress and curtsey. I&#8217;m not talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Umbrella With A Raincoat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s October and, of course, that means rain. It also means it&#8217;s time to pull out my stylish H&#38;M automatic umbrella. For $16, it&#8217;s pretty nice. Not only does it shrink down to a convenient, pocketable size, it&#8217;s black, and I don&#8217;t have to tell you, anything black is cool. A button on the handle [...]]]></description>
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