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		<title>A TXT Message Conversation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Around 2 am, I got an anonymous message on my phone, which led to the following exchange: XXX-XXXX: i want ur body Me:  Yeah? What would you do with it? XXX-XXXX:  whatvr u want Me: Seriously? XXX-XXXX: of course Me: Like what? XXX-XXXX: well this is an important decision i don&#8217;t want to make it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Eve</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was December 24th, and there I sat, slaving away at my desk. At around 4:30, my boss came out of his office to see how everything was going. &#8220;How&#8217;s everything going?&#8221; he said. &#8220;Fine, sir.&#8221; I replied. &#8220;Can I go home now?&#8221; &#8220;Do you have any decent concepts yet?&#8221; &#8220;No, sir.&#8221; &#8220;Then get cracking. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muse Encounter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met my muse. I finally met my muse. OK, I know what you’re thinking: “Smivey, how could you possibly be inspired by someone you’ve never met?” It’s either that or you’re thinking about cheese. I’m not sure. That’s just the vibe I’m getting. Anyhow, I’m going to tell you about meeting my muse. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Muse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 00:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a muse and she is beautiful. She is also very self-absorbed. I mean, she told me to write this. &#8220;Write a story about me.&#8221; she said. &#8220;Tell them I&#8217;m beautiful.&#8221; &#8220;OK,&#8221; I replied. &#8220;If that&#8217;s what you want.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, that is what I want. I want everyone to know just how wonderful I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Real Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate how some people lie about what they do for a living. My job isn&#8217;t that impressive, but I have no problem telling others about it. I&#8217;m the head cashier at a Thrifty Drugstore. &#8220;But, Smivey,&#8221; you say, &#8220;Thrifty doesn&#8217;t exist anymore.&#8221; Yeah, that&#8217;s what they want you to believe. But the truth is, [...]]]></description>
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