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		<title>Smivey Confessional #92</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[11:38 PM: I pull into the parking lot of the Taco Bell/KFC on Lincoln and Manchester, turn on my tape recorder and approach the drive-thru intercom: INTERCOM: Good evening. Welcome to Taco Bell KFC. May I take your order? ME: Yes, I&#8217;d like a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, a Crunchwrap Supreme, some Homestyle Biscuits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smivey Confessional #18,954</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2003 00:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking into someone&#8217;s backyard, sitting down next to the chain-link fence. Petunia, a four-year-old Doberman Pincher, slowly approaches from the other side. She&#8217;s grinning from ear to ear. SMIVEY: I don&#8217;t know how to say this, so I&#8217;m just gonna put it out there&#8230; I&#8230;Okay, I like fruity soap. There, I said it. PETUNIA: grrrrrrrrrrrr [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smivey Confessional #1,987,463</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2003 00:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking into my favorite country-style restaurant, sitting down in a booth, turning to speak through the wicker partition. Smivey: &#8220;I like musicals.&#8221; Woman: &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221; Smivey: &#8220;I&#8217;m a heterosexual man, and I like musicals.&#8221; Woman: &#8220;That&#8217;s nice. Have a good day.&#8221; Smivey: &#8220;I&#8217;m not talking about that pussy shit by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Or that [...]]]></description>
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