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		<title>Here&#8217;s a Freebie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if any of you out there are in the entertainment industry, but if you are, you might want to pay attention this. See, I was in the shower this morning when I came up with this brilliant idea for a Twilight Zone episode: Okay, so the guy wakes up in the morning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slapstick Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday at the office, the subject of death came up. Now, how this came to be is really none of your business. But we finally came around to the question of how we each want to die. Most people said they wanted a peaceful death, surrounded by loved ones. Me, I don&#8217;t really care how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unprotected Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2004 12:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard about all this unprotected sex stuff? Frankly, I&#8217;m a little disturbed by it. I mean, your sex is made up of some pretty delicate material. You should really take better care of it. That&#8217;s why I always protect my sex. I wear a cup. All the time. And I stuff it with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under The Needle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 00:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It used to be that if you wanted to look like a real bad ass, there was only one thing to do: get a tattoo. Then the nineties rolled around and suddenly everyone was sportin&#8217; ink. Heck, even my sister got a butterfly buzzed onto her ankle, and she&#8217;s a frickin&#8217; CPA! So, if CPAs [...]]]></description>
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