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		<title>Smivey Confessional #92</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[11:38 PM: I pull into the parking lot of the Taco Bell/KFC on Lincoln and Manchester, turn on my tape recorder and approach the drive-thru intercom: INTERCOM: Good evening. Welcome to Taco Bell KFC. May I take your order? ME: Yes, I&#8217;d like a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, a Crunchwrap Supreme, some Homestyle Biscuits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Good Old-Fashioned Yarn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 19:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get this: I&#8217;m sitting here on the couch with my 22 cats, just sneezing away (on the account of my allergies), when all of the sudden, one of the feistier felines, Brown Kitty, starts batting a ball of yarn around the room. Now, to the average observer, this might be considered adorable, possibly even precious. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 20:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a writer, I&#8217;m usually very protective of my ideas. But then I got to thinking, who am I to deprive others of my genius? Besides, I can&#8217;t possibly write a screenplay for every plot line I come up with. That said, I submit to you these movie ideas. Feel free to make them your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Apology</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear (Name Omitted), I&#8217;m sorry that our date turned out to be a complete disaster. But you were warned. Yes, I realize that I seem like such a suave, funny, sexy, genius of a man online. But the truth is, I&#8217;m not all that suave. Believe it or not, I spend most of my evenings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Shocking Discovery</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For over five years, I&#8217;ve been telling my shrink, Dr. Steinway, my deepest, darkest secrets, all with the understanding that what was said in his office would remain in his office. That said, I was a little shocked when I found a blog entitled &#8220;Shrinking Heads&#8221; a few days ago. The blogger goes by the [...]]]></description>
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