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	<title> &#187; Aspirations</title>
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		<title>2006 Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/441</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally, I hate people who make resolutions at the end of every year, but I felt I really needed to make some changes in my life. I mean, it sucks the way people have to make promises. Sure, you need to make changes in your life, but why can&#8217;t you do that any time of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A New Goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Late Saturday night, I came to a sudden realization: I need to be an actor. Not just any actor. I need to be the most amazing actor who ever lived. I&#8217;m serious about this. I&#8217;ll have to go to one of those top-notch acting schools and learn how to method act. When my teacher tells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rock &#8216;n&#8217; Roll Legend</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2004 02:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve given this a lot of thought and I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m going to be a rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll legend. Now, I know I&#8217;ve made similar statements before. But this time I&#8217;m fucking serious. Did you see that? I said &#8220;fucking serious&#8221; as opposed to just &#8220;serious.&#8221; That&#8217;s how goddamn serious I am. Now that we&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All In</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2004 00:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poker is all the rage these days. Seems like every network has covered one game or another. I just love all the characters you see playing: There&#8217;s the guy with the baseball cap and sunglasses, the dude in the basketball jersey, and that Asian man with the cigarette holder. I watch all these people and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Wasn&#8217;t A Copywriter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2003 00:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smivey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People always ask me &#8220;What would you do if you weren&#8217;t a copywriter?&#8221; I always tell them the same thing: I&#8217;d be a janitor. No, I&#8217;m fucking dead serious. I would be an amazing janitor. Granted, I&#8217;d have to get past my aversion to dirt and scum. But once I did, look out. I&#8217;d be [...]]]></description>
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