Chinese Pneumonia

Time for a topical blog. Wouldn’t you know it, just as we’re all busy keeping our eyes on Iraq and Korea, China goes and drops a bomb on us. This new strand of pneumonia in China has people over there dropping like flies. One cough or one sneeze from the right person could mean lights out for you and your family. What’s worse, thanks to the miracle of air travel, those wonderful little microorganisms have decided to take a little vacation to the U.S. (infecting everyone on the plane along the way, of course). Now I’m sneezing, I have a cough and I feel congested. I don’t know if I just have a cold or if I’m on my deathbed. Chinese Pneumonia totally fucking sucks.

Comments 6

  1. wrote:

    may i suggest masturbatory therapy?

    Posted 28 Mar 2003 at 10:14 pm
  2. smivey wrote:

    Ah, masturbation, the answer to all of life’s problems. I feel so much better now. Thanks, sx70.

    Posted 28 Mar 2003 at 10:25 pm
  3. Glovia wrote:

    Since I’m always upping the ante on your “here’s what sucks”. What sucks is when your baby son has chucked his guts over 30 times in the last 5 hours and is so dehydrated you have to take him to the kid’s ER. And you’ve tried every remedy known to human and animalkind to make him stop and the nurses look at you like you’re an incapable and bad mother. Okay, maybe I have a complex, but it still Sucks!

    Posted 01 Apr 2003 at 1:15 pm
  4. Glovia wrote:

    P.S. Sorry you’re sick and hope you’re feeling much better now.

    Posted 01 Apr 2003 at 1:15 pm
  5. smivey wrote:

    Glovia, I’m always sick. But thanks. Hope your son is better. Somehow, I think your experience is a little worse than mine.

    Posted 01 Apr 2003 at 8:02 pm
  6. Glovia wrote:

    You’re always sick? That sounds bad. Try chicken soup :) , include the feet to get better faster.

    Posted 03 Apr 2003 at 2:24 pm

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