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The List

As if dating wasn’t stressful enough, I have recently discovered “The List.” Guys, if you don’t know about this thing, you’re in for a major shock. The latest trend for women is to create a list of things they’re looking for in a mate. As soon as they meet you, women are thinking about that list. Does he like the outdoors? Is he okay with cats? Does he like to dance? What seems like an innocent conversation is actually an interview. After the date, they head straight for that list. If you don’t get enough checkmarks on The List, you’re screwed…actually, you won’t get even close to getting screwed. Why? Because to women, The List is sacred. There is no disputing The List. Therefore, The List must be destroyed. The List sucks.

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