Comments on: Umbrella With A Raincoat http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/718 Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:24:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Smivey http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/718/comment-page-1#comment-23153 Smivey Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:39:43 +0000 http://www.smiveysucks.com/?p=718#comment-23153 I did see what you did there. Well, played, sir. Well played. I did see what you did there. Well, played, sir. Well played.

]]> By: Pip http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/718/comment-page-1#comment-23152 Pip Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:37:14 +0000 http://www.smiveysucks.com/?p=718#comment-23152 You could try using an actual condom. They're waterproof, disposable, and it is very difficult to forget one is on your umbrella. And you don't even have to pinch the tip when you're putting it on. If the brand of condoms you typically use won't fit your umbrella, let me know and I'll send you some of the ones I use. See how I did that? I inserted a "I have a giant member" joke with subtlety and class. Of course, I destroyed that subtlety by commenting on it, but hey - you can't win 'em all. You could try using an actual condom. They’re waterproof, disposable, and it is very difficult to forget one is on your umbrella. And you don’t even have to pinch the tip when you’re putting it on.

If the brand of condoms you typically use won’t fit your umbrella, let me know and I’ll send you some of the ones I use.

See how I did that? I inserted a “I have a giant member” joke with subtlety and class. Of course, I destroyed that subtlety by commenting on it, but hey – you can’t win ‘em all.

]]> By: Smivey http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/718/comment-page-1#comment-23148 Smivey Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:20:10 +0000 http://www.smiveysucks.com/?p=718#comment-23148 Good point, Alek. The problem with trying to make the boxed food look like the package is, I don't like to consume shellac and all the other crap food stylist use to make stuff look good. Good point, Alek. The problem with trying to make the boxed food look like the package is, I don’t like to consume shellac and all the other crap food stylist use to make stuff look good.

]]> By: Alek http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/718/comment-page-1#comment-23147 Alek Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:22:16 +0000 http://www.smiveysucks.com/?p=718#comment-23147 That's why I try and avoid using new umbrellas for as long as possible, which does kind of defeat the purpose of buying them. But...they look so neat. It's like when you buy boxed food only to discover that you'll never be able to make it look like the picture on the front. Well, kind of. That’s why I try and avoid using new umbrellas for as long as possible, which does kind of defeat the purpose of buying them. But…they look so neat. It’s like when you buy boxed food only to discover that you’ll never be able to make it look like the picture on the front. Well, kind of.

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