Food TV’s “Unwrapped” would be a fascinating show if weren’t for its moronic host, Marc Summers. This guy has spent way too much time working for Nickelodeon to know how to speak to adults. Watch the show and you’ll see what I mean: That stupid diner set they use is straight off the Nickelodeon lot. And that dialogue, that fucking dialogue. It makes me want to smash my fists through the TV screen: “Oh, these are my favoriite.” Fuck you. Just tell me how they make the stuff. And try doing it without all the stupid alliteration: “colorful confections” “delcious delicacies” I’d like to give you a cranial concussion. Marc Summer sucks.