Yesterday, I noticed another one of these vending machines selling ice-cold beverages. Thanks, but I’ll pass. I prefer my beverages to be in a liquid form, far above freezing temperature. Incidentally, if you’re selling an ice-cold beverage, it’s not really a beverage—it’s a popsicle, or an “ice lolly,” as people like me who are pretending to be British would say, and I don’t want anything to do with that.
Astute, nice.
this is a lil “jack handy-ish”…. surely that’s not what you were going for, Shirley.
I think “ice cold” is supposed to refer to their personalities. Fanta, for instance, is a total tease bitch who will taunt you with promises of fruity goodness, only to dash your hopes with chemical crap.
Now THAT is cold.
LOL (on PIP’s comment)
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