May-19-09

Why?

posted by Smivey

Yesterday, I noticed another one of these vending machines selling ice-cold beverages. Thanks, but I’ll pass. I prefer my beverages to be in a liquid form, far above freezing temperature. Incidentally, if you’re selling an ice-cold beverage, it’s not really a beverage—it’s a popsicle, or an “ice lolly,” as people like me who are pretending to be British would say, and I don’t want anything to do with that.

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  1. frank Said,

    Astute, nice.

  2. dvl Said,

    this is a lil “jack handy-ish”…. surely that’s not what you were going for, Shirley.

  3. Pip Said,

    I think “ice cold” is supposed to refer to their personalities. Fanta, for instance, is a total tease bitch who will taunt you with promises of fruity goodness, only to dash your hopes with chemical crap.

    Now THAT is cold.

  4. Lani Said,

    LOL (on PIP’s comment)

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