Why?

Yesterday, I noticed another one of these vending machines selling ice-cold beverages. Thanks, but I’ll pass. I prefer my beverages to be in a liquid form, far above freezing temperature. Incidentally, if you’re selling an ice-cold beverage, it’s not really a beverage—it’s a popsicle, or an “ice lolly,” as people like me who are pretending to be British would say, and I don’t want anything to do with that.

Comments 4

  1. frank wrote:

    Astute, nice.

    Posted 19 May 2009 at 1:17 pm
  2. dvl wrote:

    this is a lil “jack handy-ish”…. surely that’s not what you were going for, Shirley.

    Posted 20 May 2009 at 4:11 pm
  3. Pip wrote:

    I think “ice cold” is supposed to refer to their personalities. Fanta, for instance, is a total tease bitch who will taunt you with promises of fruity goodness, only to dash your hopes with chemical crap.

    Now THAT is cold.

    Posted 26 May 2009 at 1:24 am
  4. Lani wrote:

    LOL (on PIP’s comment)

    Posted 12 Jun 2009 at 10:09 am

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