When you’re driving on the surface streets and you suddenly come to little traffic jam, but one lane is moving really fast, that’s not the lane to get into. That’s the lane that’s causing the traffic jam. Sure enough, when I get to the front, there’s a line of cars in that “fast lane” at a dead stop, turn signals flashing, trying to squeeze into my lane. Turns out, their lane is closed. Duh. Should I let them in? Hell, no. Let them suffer. Bunch of selfish fucks.
Same goes for you dickheads that won’t wait in the long line of people waiting to turn left. You have to go up and block traffic as you try to cut in line. You want to pull in front of me? Don’t even try it, buddy. I don’t care how big your damn truck is. Impatient motorists suck. Almost as much as these automotive rants.
I was impatient this morning. And yes I suck, so here’s what happened. You know the big yellow cheese school buses with the stop signs that come out whenever they stop. I guess that means traffic should stop in both directions. Yes? I’m going the opposite direction thru the ghetto to work and I stop for the bus. I wait for 4 minutes (I know cause I was watching the clock). I finally hear what’s going on as I guess a parent is arguing with the bus driver (who is no longer on the bus) with large gestures and loud profanity. Cars are starting to back up behind me, but I don’t want to break the law in the ghetto. Last time I ran a yellow light in the hood, angry ghetto dads chased my car for 2 blocks for “endangerin’ dem childrens”. Anyway, after approx. 3 more minutes, I slowly proceeded watching carefully for children (who were all on the bus watching the argument). And wouldn’t you know the man behind me was a ghetto dad and I can see him yelling at me out his window in my rearview mirror as I pull away at about 3 mph. I’m impatient, a little, I suck. But I better be careful or these ghetto dads are gonna get me.
Glovia, I totally know where you’re coming from. That school bus law is annoying at times. Gives those drivers a little too much authority, if you ask me. How long are you supposed to sit there waiting before it’s okay to move on? I’d like to know. School bus drivers suck.
You know what I love about you Smiv. You respond, like you’re alive and you actually acknowledge me. Thanks. I’m thinking of having my own sucks site. Would you be mad for copying you? It’s just such a good idea, and it makes me feel better. Like it doesn’t suck as bad if I can say how much it sucks. So what’s your email? Or not? That way you would totally know about the other world that sucks, the female side from the other side of the states. Or maybe you probably don’t give a rat’s ass. This whole comment sucks.
Trust me, my site isn’t the only “sucks” site in existence. And, honestly, it’s getting to be a pain in the ass keeping it up. As for my email, that will have to remain a mystery. I enjoy my anonymity. Good luck with your site.
If it’s a pain in the ass, then why do it? I mean, other than for expression. I wonder if you can tell if other people check your site, but I’m the lone commenter. I don’t actually think I want to do a site – too much work. As for anon. I totally feel ya.
Working in a creative field, I always like to exercise my creative muscle. I find it a challenge to do this every day. So much a challenge, that sometimes I can’t do it. But I do my best. It was much more of challenge back in the old “Everybody Sucks” days.
I love saying suck ass! I think I’m a little late here, as it’s Nov 18th 2004. Kinda sucks, ay?
And yet I still managed to receive your comment, Lani. Isn’t modern technology wonderful?
:) comments can be amusing
i wonder if you are able to receive feb 2008 comments lol silly me…
btw smivey your blog doesnt suck
No, Lily. I can’t receive comments from February 2008 for a blog entry so long ago. That would require some kind of voodoo or something. You read too much Science Fiction. Thanks for the comment.
Hmmm, maybe. I have read all of your entries in your blog, which honestly freaks me out considering facts that I bumped into it through a search only 3 days ago never knowing blogs like yours exist and that I am going to ask you now, why no new entries?!
Why no new entries? Because I can’t think of anything good to write about. Just grab an RSS feed and wait patiently. I’ll figure something out eventually.
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