Because I don’t know what to write about, I thought I’d share with you a little secret. See, I can sort of tell where you came from. No, not your place of birth. I mean if you link from a certain Google search, I can see what that search was. In most cases, this isn’t such a big deal. But every once in a while, someone visits my page after searching for something pretty freaky. For those people, I bring you my newest feature: The Crown of Humiliation.
The first Crown of Humiliation goes to a visitor from Dubai who just this morning thought he’d (I’m assuming the gender) search for “my mommy horn slut bitch.” Unfortunately for Mr. Dubai, his search only led him to this page. Not exactly what you had in mind was it, Mr. Dubai? Oh well. Congratulations. Please leave your acceptance speech in the comments section.
I figured Hitachi Magic Wand got me the most hits so I put it on all my entries.
the crown of humiliation is what should make you fearful, not attempting to date, travel or speak in public. you are crazy, crazy man!
So you started the mommy horn slut bitch craze. You are an influential man, Smivey.
my mommy horn slut bitch – now this is quite the search term. And how Mr. Dubai arrived on to your site, now that is interesting. What kind of meta tags does your blog have, man?
quite honestly, i’ve added this site to my wank pile.
So does mommy have a horn?
Don’t put this on your website b/c it’s not funny or anyhthing, but I’m sure you wonder who looks at your website. And actually, my brother recommended the site to me about 2 or maybe even 3 years ago, I suggested he look at The Superficial, people have got to kill time at work, ya know? I’m not sure where he found it from. Anyway, there you go.
I was visited by Mr. Dubai! Well, a Mr. Dubai.
He jumped from http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/68
How exciting!
wow… one of your articles came up when i seached “famous mafia hitmen” on google…
Ha. That made my day. It’s nice to see comments on here that aren’t spam. Thanks.
ur welcome… i thought i might do some more searching in your blog… and i love all of them.. i was wondering are any of these real stories or are they just stuff you make up… either way its freaking funny as hell
Most of the stories are made up. You can get an idea of which ones by looking at the category I’ve put them under. Glad you’re enjoying yourself. Wish I had it in me to continue writing.
why cant you continue writing? ideas? motivation?
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