The Crown of Humiliation

Because I don’t know what to write about, I thought I’d share with you a little secret. See, I can sort of tell where you came from. No, not your place of birth. I mean if you link from a certain Google search, I can see what that search was. In most cases, this isn’t such a big deal. But every once in a while, someone visits my page after searching for something pretty freaky. For those people, I bring you my newest feature: The Crown of Humiliation.

The first Crown of Humiliation goes to a visitor from Dubai who just this morning thought he’d (I’m assuming the gender) search for “my mommy horn slut bitch.” Unfortunately for Mr. Dubai, his search only led him to this page. Not exactly what you had in mind was it, Mr. Dubai? Oh well. Congratulations. Please leave your acceptance speech in the comments section.

Comments 14

  1. The Other Girl wrote:

    I figured Hitachi Magic Wand got me the most hits so I put it on all my entries.

    Posted 02 Dec 2007 at 12:06 am
  2. dee wrote:

    the crown of humiliation is what should make you fearful, not attempting to date, travel or speak in public. you are crazy, crazy man!

    Posted 02 Dec 2007 at 12:16 am
  3. frank wrote:

    So you started the mommy horn slut bitch craze. You are an influential man, Smivey.

    Posted 02 Dec 2007 at 5:15 pm
  4. Jennifer wrote:

    my mommy horn slut bitch – now this is quite the search term. And how Mr. Dubai arrived on to your site, now that is interesting. What kind of meta tags does your blog have, man?

    Posted 02 Dec 2007 at 8:02 pm
  5. mr. dubai wrote:

    quite honestly, i’ve added this site to my wank pile.

    Posted 03 Dec 2007 at 9:11 am
  6. Lani wrote:

    So does mommy have a horn?

    Posted 10 Dec 2007 at 1:47 pm
  7. Jill wrote:

    Don’t put this on your website b/c it’s not funny or anyhthing, but I’m sure you wonder who looks at your website. And actually, my brother recommended the site to me about 2 or maybe even 3 years ago, I suggested he look at The Superficial, people have got to kill time at work, ya know? I’m not sure where he found it from. Anyway, there you go.

    Posted 28 Dec 2007 at 3:18 pm
  8. frank wrote:

    I was visited by Mr. Dubai! Well, a Mr. Dubai.

    He jumped from http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/68

    How exciting!

    Posted 24 Feb 2008 at 2:30 pm
  9. GrabbinChikinz wrote:

    wow… one of your articles came up when i seached “famous mafia hitmen” on google…

    Posted 11 Feb 2010 at 6:05 am
  10. Smivey wrote:

    Ha. That made my day. It’s nice to see comments on here that aren’t spam. Thanks.

    Posted 11 Feb 2010 at 7:48 am
  11. GrabbinChikinz wrote:

    ur welcome… i thought i might do some more searching in your blog… and i love all of them.. i was wondering are any of these real stories or are they just stuff you make up… either way its freaking funny as hell

    Posted 18 Feb 2010 at 10:55 am
  12. Smivey wrote:

    Most of the stories are made up. You can get an idea of which ones by looking at the category I’ve put them under. Glad you’re enjoying yourself. Wish I had it in me to continue writing.

    Posted 18 Feb 2010 at 11:11 am
  13. GrabbinChikinz wrote:

    why cant you continue writing? ideas? motivation?

    Posted 18 Feb 2010 at 11:16 am
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