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January-28-03

Traffic-Blocking Left-Turners

posted by Smivey

Okay, these assholes fall into two categories. The first pricks I’m referring to are these self-centered jackasses who insist on making a left turn after the light has turned red. Not only are they risking getting into an accident, they’re making me have to wait for their damn truck to get out of the way before I can go through the intersection. Fuck you guys. The second morons I’m talking about are these pinheads who want to make a left turn from the driveway but can’t seem to time it right. So they block traffic going the opposite direction while they wait for a clear spot to slip in. Not only is this illegal, it’s fucking annoying. These people should be forced to walk acrosss a busy freeway populated with only pissed off truckers on crack. Traffic-Blocking Left-Turners, you suck.

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  1. Chris Said,

    fuck ‘em all..

    keep up the good work.

  2. eggbert Said,

    i must say, i’m just catching up, and i actually laughed out loud a couple of times, you sneaky bastard.

  3. Glovia Said,

    The people making left-handed turns ARE the same ghetto muthafuckers who are crossing the busy highway. Or it’s their brother.

  4. Glovia Said,

    Actually, I’ll tell you who sucks. People who drive on the white dotted line between lanes. Dude, the lanes are slim enough and when you drive on the line, you scare me. So stay on your side, you stupidhead!

  5. hatebomber Said,

    More than just sucky drivers pis me off. It’s drivers who think they’re king shit on the road and try to cut in front of you right before an intersection, with a red light like beating you there wins them a fucking prize. Fuck all those ignorant bastards.

  6. smivey Said,

    Wow, looks like I hit a nerve. Cool.

  7. Nels Said,

    This is what I call a “Boston Left”. In Boston, all of the left-turners line up bumper-to-bumper, and if the first person jumps the light in time, all cars in the left turn lane will block the oncoming traffic until somebody who is driving straight has the balls to cut through the chain. Very aggressive behavior.

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