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February-4-07

Thirtysomething

posted by Smivey

Hey, thanks. I appreciate the thought, but it seems like you’ve made a horrible mistake. You see, it’s not my birthday. No, really. If anyone would know, it would be me. And what’s with all of these Over The Hill jokes? Aren’t those for people over 40? C’mon, give me some credit. Do I look like I’m over 40? Well, that’s my point. So do me a favor and take all of these fucking cards and balloons away. I don’t want to see them right now. Huh? What’s that? Well, technically, yes. It’s Thursday, but… Well, yes, I suppose I might be turning 40, but… OK, fine, fuck it. Just give me the damn balloons. Bleh. I might as well start looking at retirement homes in Florida.

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  1. Sylvia Said,

    How many of my teeth would you knock out if I urged you to celebrate life, not numbers?

  2. Smivey Said,

    I gather you’re talking about your teeth and not mine? If that’s the case, the answer would be “none.” I think that might hurt my hand. I’d probably just give you a dirty look.

  3. Yelpguy Frank Said,

    Don’t worry, by the time you’re 60 you’ll be able to upload your consciousness onto the internet and pretend to be 18/m/kali keke ^_^.

    ps shave and you look 30.

  4. Smivey Said,

    Yes, if I shave, I’ll look like a 30 year old with grey hair.

  5. Yelpguy Frank Said,

    I got my first grey before becoming a teenager. I have dozens upon dozens of greys sprinkled about my scalp.

    Seriously, Smivey, you’re young enough looking to pass as my distant cousin, or son even.

  6. bob Said,

    how sad, advertising your birthday is about as low as you can go, smiv.

  7. Smivey Said,

    You think that’s the lowest I can go? Well, apparently, you haven’t read this:

    http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/398

  8. bob Said,

    well, i realize you’ve been one your whole life . . . but now it’s official. you’re a dirty old man.

  9. knitgirl Said,

    oooops, did I miss something?

    still stinging from that last attack.

    one of those out of towners…..’sob
    happy 45′th anyhoo!~!

    : )

  10. bob Said,

    i sent you some presents. happy birthday, smiv.

  11. Smivey Said,

    Uh huh. I bet you did.

  12. Norton Said,

    So how is it being 40?

  13. Smivey Said,

    It sucks, thank you very much.

  14. Norton Said,

    Why?

  15. Smivey Said,

    Well, for one thing, when you hurt yourself, you never completely heal. On good days, you just don’t hurt as much.

  16. Norton Said,

    Now that’s funny….umm I’m not laughing at your pain… really.

  17. Smivey Said,

    What am I, a clown here to amuse you? Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

  18. Norton Said,

    Yep… that pretty much covers it… on to another blog…

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