Thirtysomething

Hey, thanks. I appreciate the thought, but it seems like you’ve made a horrible mistake. You see, it’s not my birthday. No, really. If anyone would know, it would be me. And what’s with all of these Over The Hill jokes? Aren’t those for people over 40? C’mon, give me some credit. Do I look like I’m over 40? Well, that’s my point. So do me a favor and take all of these fucking cards and balloons away. I don’t want to see them right now. Huh? What’s that? Well, technically, yes. It’s Thursday, but… Well, yes, I suppose I might be turning 40, but… OK, fine, fuck it. Just give me the damn balloons. Bleh. I might as well start looking at retirement homes in Florida.

Comments 18

  1. Sylvia wrote:

    How many of my teeth would you knock out if I urged you to celebrate life, not numbers?

    Posted 04 Feb 2007 at 7:41 pm
  2. Smivey wrote:

    I gather you’re talking about your teeth and not mine? If that’s the case, the answer would be “none.” I think that might hurt my hand. I’d probably just give you a dirty look.

    Posted 04 Feb 2007 at 9:57 pm
  3. Yelpguy Frank wrote:

    Don’t worry, by the time you’re 60 you’ll be able to upload your consciousness onto the internet and pretend to be 18/m/kali keke ^_^.

    ps shave and you look 30.

    Posted 05 Feb 2007 at 12:46 pm
  4. Smivey wrote:

    Yes, if I shave, I’ll look like a 30 year old with grey hair.

    Posted 05 Feb 2007 at 1:23 pm
  5. Yelpguy Frank wrote:

    I got my first grey before becoming a teenager. I have dozens upon dozens of greys sprinkled about my scalp.

    Seriously, Smivey, you’re young enough looking to pass as my distant cousin, or son even.

    Posted 05 Feb 2007 at 10:37 pm
  6. bob wrote:

    how sad, advertising your birthday is about as low as you can go, smiv.

    Posted 06 Feb 2007 at 11:07 am
  7. Smivey wrote:

    You think that’s the lowest I can go? Well, apparently, you haven’t read this:

    http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/398

    Posted 06 Feb 2007 at 11:14 am
  8. bob wrote:

    well, i realize you’ve been one your whole life . . . but now it’s official. you’re a dirty old man.

    Posted 07 Feb 2007 at 8:19 pm
  9. knitgirl wrote:

    oooops, did I miss something?

    still stinging from that last attack.

    one of those out of towners…..’sob
    happy 45’th anyhoo!~!

    : )

    Posted 08 Feb 2007 at 9:29 am
  10. bob wrote:

    i sent you some presents. happy birthday, smiv.

    Posted 08 Feb 2007 at 5:51 pm
  11. Smivey wrote:

    Uh huh. I bet you did.

    Posted 08 Feb 2007 at 6:03 pm
  12. Norton wrote:

    So how is it being 40?

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:18 pm
  13. Smivey wrote:

    It sucks, thank you very much.

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:30 pm
  14. Norton wrote:

    Why?

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:35 pm
  15. Smivey wrote:

    Well, for one thing, when you hurt yourself, you never completely heal. On good days, you just don’t hurt as much.

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:44 pm
  16. Norton wrote:

    Now that’s funny….umm I’m not laughing at your pain… really.

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:46 pm
  17. Smivey wrote:

    What am I, a clown here to amuse you? Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 9:53 pm
  18. Norton wrote:

    Yep… that pretty much covers it… on to another blog…

    Posted 22 Apr 2007 at 10:02 pm

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