Comments on: The Story of John

By: C.S.D.

C.S.D. — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:27:28 +0000

Mashed Oreos. Nutritious and delicious. Nutritiously delicious. Deliciously nutritious. Anne may have been a whore, but she was an innovative one.

By: Smivey

Smivey — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 16:24:48 +0000

Anne may be a whore, but she’s a lot more interesting than John. Thanks for the comment, Lani.

By: Lani

Lani — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:18:44 +0000

Anne was such a whore! But I’m not here to talk about Anne. I’m here to talk about John. Poor John and his toothless mouth. Why did she not take care of him? Why?!!!

By: Smivey

Smivey — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:05:49 +0000

Sugar and Crisco are fine, but not in mass quantities. Besides, without the nutritious, dark chocolate wafer, you don’t have a complete protein. It’s just empty calories. Glad you enjoyed the story, bhw.

By: boredhousewife

boredhousewife — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:59:43 +0000

As delicious as a whole bag of Oreos, S.

But I have to say, sugar and Crisco are a perfect marriage of fat and sweetness.

Also, stop sleeping with toothless whores.

(Seriously, love the tale.)