Comments on: One Luxury I Can’t Live Without http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437 Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:24:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Smivey http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437/comment-page-1#comment-3083 Smivey Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:01:27 +0000 http://smiveysucks.com/?p=437#comment-3083 I'm a busy man. I have no time for chewing. People are just jealous. Fuck 'em. Oh, I also have someone who does that for me, too. I’m a busy man. I have no time for chewing. People are just jealous. Fuck ‘em. Oh, I also have someone who does that for me, too.

]]> By: C.S.D. http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437/comment-page-1#comment-3074 C.S.D. Fri, 24 Nov 2006 13:10:32 +0000 http://smiveysucks.com/?p=437#comment-3074 Chuck obviously was drunk from all the cider he poured into his throat in anticipation of opening presents on Christmas morning, and was not thinking clearly when he posted his comment OR is so blindly jealous with rage that you have a personal, full-time masticator and he doesn't. OR he just wishes his parents had named him "Mumford" instead of "Charles". I mean, heh, what kinda name is that anyway, like, some like, heh, well... heh, well......I dunno? Anyway, previously chewed food is quite scrumptuous though. I'm with you on this one. Chuck obviously was drunk from all the cider he poured into his throat in anticipation of opening presents on Christmas morning, and was not thinking clearly when he posted his comment OR is so blindly jealous with rage that you have a personal, full-time masticator and he doesn’t. OR he just wishes his parents had named him “Mumford” instead of “Charles”. I mean, heh, what kinda name is that anyway, like, some like, heh, well… heh, well……I dunno?

Anyway, previously chewed food is quite scrumptuous though. I’m with you on this one.

]]> By: Charles http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437/comment-page-1#comment-151 Charles Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:03:50 +0000 http://smiveysucks.com/?p=437#comment-151 I seriously doubt that someone chews your food for you. First, that would be unsanitary. Secondly, have you ever seen chewed food? It doesn't look very appatizing. I doubt you could tolerate eating someone else's slobber coated foodmush. Yuck! And lastly, who the hell has a name like "Mumford"? I seriously doubt that someone chews your food for you. First, that would be unsanitary. Secondly, have you ever seen chewed food? It doesn’t look very appatizing. I doubt you could tolerate eating someone else’s slobber coated foodmush. Yuck! And lastly, who the hell has a name like “Mumford”?

]]> By: Smivey http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437/comment-page-1#comment-150 Smivey Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:02:18 +0000 http://smiveysucks.com/?p=437#comment-150 <B>Aimee, I wish it could be that simple. Unfortunately, while baby food does come in a puree form, it does not contain the essential digestive enzymes that only saliva can provide.</B> Aimee, I wish it could be that simple. Unfortunately, while baby food does come in a puree form, it does not contain the essential digestive enzymes that only saliva can provide.

]]> By: Aimee http://www.smiveysucks.com/archives/437/comment-page-1#comment-149 Aimee Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:38:52 +0000 http://smiveysucks.com/?p=437#comment-149 hmmm...surely babyfood would be cheaper? isn't that just the same as what they do to it? hmmm…surely babyfood would be cheaper? isn’t that just the same as what they do to it?

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