November-23-05

An Apology

posted by Smivey

I’d like to apologize to everyone for the last commercial that was posted on my blog. It’s not easy to find advertisers who want to support the kinds of things I write. Fortunately, pharmaceutical companies seem to have no problem with it. However, Zizzaxo, the makers of Podiarrest, may have taken things too far. While the blog entry seemed to be just normal ad copy, it actually contained subliminal messages that would cause readers’ feet to start itching several days after reading it. I have hired a professional to scan the copy and remove all the suggestive words. Of course, the easiest thing to do would be to remove the offending advertisement altogether. But Zizzaxo paid for a five-year run and I already cashed the check. Needless to say, Zizzaxo will no longer be allowed to advertise on this site. Again, I apologize for any discomfort you may have experienced after reading the Podiarrest advertisement. Have a good day.

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  1. nels Said,

    If your feet have a chronic itch, you should really see a doctor anyhoo…

  2. darkeros Said,

    I know itchy hands mean you’re going to come into money…I wonder if there’s anything special about itchy feet???

    Except for Athlete’s Foot…and you know….all those other things.

    d.e.

  3. JeN Said,

    good day? GOOD DAY???

    i’ll sure try…

  4. bob Said,

    itchy feet is nothing compared to sexual side affects.

  5. C.S.D. Said,

    Well it’s a good thing my feet are illiterate and are thus immune. Yey feet.

  6. Smivey Said,

    Wait until you actually read the advertisement. You and your backwards chronological order. :-p

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