November-18-05

A Quickie

posted by Smivey

So, as many of you don’t know, I’ve been growing a beard for a couple of weeks. That said, I went into the men’s room where I work and took my position at the urinal. As I stood there waiting for things to happen, a colleague of mine came in and stood at the urinal next to me.

“You gonna keep growing that thing?” he asked.

I paused for a moment. “We are talking about the beard, right?”

OK, maybe you had to be there. Not that you’d want to be.

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  1. JeN Said,

    Where was said colleague staring when he said that?
    ha ha ha
    : p

  2. dvl Said,

    are you sure he wasnt asking about the extra growth on your bikini line?

  3. Smivey Said,

    He was staring straight at the wall, JeN, as all paranoid heterosexual men do when they’re standing at the urinal.

    You’re right, dvl. I’m in desperate need of a trim.

  4. darkeros Said,

    That’s bloody hilarious!
    d.e.

  5. Julie Said,

    That’s pretty funny. I didn’ think you guys talked to each other at all at the urinals, and especailly not using words like ‘grow’ or ‘that thing’. of course, I’ve never stood at one before.

  6. Smivey Said,

    Yes, Julie. Sometimes we chat. But not very often.

  7. Gary Said,

    That made me laugh – thanks!

  8. Anonymous Said,

    Boy I needed a good laugh. That was a good one. Thanks.

  9. jules bianchi Said,

    hee hee hee…

  10. C.S.D. Said,

    Props to your colleague since he timed it perfectly just outside the door.

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