A Quickie

So, as many of you don’t know, I’ve been growing a beard for a couple of weeks. That said, I went into the men’s room where I work and took my position at the urinal. As I stood there waiting for things to happen, a colleague of mine came in and stood at the urinal next to me.

“You gonna keep growing that thing?” he asked.

I paused for a moment. “We are talking about the beard, right?”

OK, maybe you had to be there. Not that you’d want to be.

Comments 10

  1. JeN wrote:

    Where was said colleague staring when he said that?
    ha ha ha
    : p

    Posted 18 Nov 2005 at 7:33 pm
  2. dvl wrote:

    are you sure he wasnt asking about the extra growth on your bikini line?

    Posted 18 Nov 2005 at 9:14 pm
  3. Smivey wrote:

    He was staring straight at the wall, JeN, as all paranoid heterosexual men do when they’re standing at the urinal.

    You’re right, dvl. I’m in desperate need of a trim.

    Posted 18 Nov 2005 at 10:04 pm
  4. darkeros wrote:

    That’s bloody hilarious!
    d.e.

    Posted 24 Nov 2005 at 2:36 am
  5. Julie wrote:

    That’s pretty funny. I didn’ think you guys talked to each other at all at the urinals, and especailly not using words like ‘grow’ or ‘that thing’. of course, I’ve never stood at one before.

    Posted 01 Dec 2005 at 6:11 am
  6. Smivey wrote:

    Yes, Julie. Sometimes we chat. But not very often.

    Posted 01 Dec 2005 at 6:25 am
  7. Gary wrote:

    That made me laugh – thanks!

    Posted 02 Dec 2005 at 12:25 pm
  8. Anonymous wrote:

    Boy I needed a good laugh. That was a good one. Thanks.

    Posted 03 Dec 2005 at 12:33 am
  9. jules bianchi wrote:

    hee hee hee…

    Posted 24 Oct 2006 at 1:40 pm
  10. C.S.D. wrote:

    Props to your colleague since he timed it perfectly just outside the door.

    Posted 02 Dec 2006 at 9:39 am

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