As many of you know, I haven’t been doing much with my life lately. For a long time, my anxiety problems have stopped me from attending social events. Then I wouldn’t go to family get-togethers. And lately, I haven’t even been going into work. Oh, I’ve been working still. But I’ve never left my desk here at home. And when you spend as much time at home as I do, you tend to look for other forms of social interaction.
Anyhow, let me get to the point. I got myself into some trouble online recently. Some pretty bad trouble. Nothing I want to share with you right now. It’s embarassing. But let’s just say, after everything is over, I probably won’t be allowed online anymore. Yeah, I fucked up. Sometimes, when you’re online, you feel like you’re invinsible. Like nobody can touch you. But let me warn you, people are watching you. They’ve apparently been watching me for over six months. And now they’ve got me. I am such a fucking moron. I have no idea how I got myself into this shit. I’m a good person. Really. No matter what you hear about me in the coming months, please understand, I never meant to hurt anyone.
I had fun writing this blog every week, taking you to new places, exploring my creative side, and it won’t be be easy giving it up. I’ll miss you all very much. Thanks for all the great comments throughout the years. I wish you all well. Also, April Fools! Did I get ya?
Sincerely,
Marty Smiven
you’re a real cock sucker, you know that??
you’re also very good at fabricating stories. hurtful stories.
sniff.
I am also a cock sucker.
APRIL FOOLS!
Uh, Dad? If you happen to read this… (which is highly unlikely, given that you still call it the Interweb) I was just kidding.
No, seriously.
(oooh-ooh! Me too, Pip! and I’d for my father to “know” that, too, but for slightly different possibly more-creepy reasons…)
you weren’t kidding, were you , “Marty”? ;)
oh scooter, i wonder if anyone noticed that you regurgitated an old post to be used as a gag for april fools…or that i said “gag” without the word ball attached.
Another Smivey on us. My goodness!! You, you, YOU my friend….are good.
So my friend’s bday was on April 1st, and the gift I gave…the box inside was empty.
dvl, that’s what made it all the more believable, no? As for the use of the word “gag.” With you, the “ball” part is always implied.
Lani, I can imagine the shit your friend’s father went through on the day of the birth:
The phone rings.
“Hello?”
“It’s a girl!”
“Bullshit. Nice try, man.”
“No, seriously. She had the baby this morning.”
“Fuck off. You had me going for maybe a second.”
“Dad, I’m not kidding.”
“Neither am I. Now what did you really want?”
“I wanted to tell you that you’re a grandfather.”
[click]
“Hello, Dad? Dad?? . . . Fuck.”
“Ha! I’m just kidding! April Fools!”
Yeah, that’d be fun.
LOL….I’m sure she’s use to being a joke by now.
Awww….that wasn’t nice of me.
>:D
heh
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