Step 1: Purchase a very nice gift for his parents and his baby sister. Make sure everyone else’s gift is much larger than the gift you got him.
Step 2: Give him something nice that he can’t use, such as two game cartridges for the GameBoy Advance system when he only has a GameBoy Color.
Step 3: Go to dinner with his family. Wait for the child to get in a better mood.
Step 4: Offer to walk the boy across the street to EB Games so he can pick out something for his GameBoy Color instead.
Step 5: Discover that EB Games does not carry cartridges for older GameBoys.
Step 6: Walk deflated child back to car.
Easy peasy.
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