Welcome to 2003. Hope you all made it. I noticed that my readership tapered off a bit towards the end of last year. Consider yourselves on probation. You keep the hit count up on my site and I’ll keep supplying you with the rants. You forget about me and I’m just gonna call it quits. That said, let’s get on with the first rant of 2003. And, no, it’s no about long-winded bloggers, smart ass. It’s….

Over Aggressive Handshakers

Hey, there. How ya doin’? Owwwww! What the fuck?! You trying to break my hand? This isn’t a contest, buddy. There’s a big difference between a firm handshake and the Kung Fu grip. You’re just supposed to take hold of the hand confidently. That doesn’t mean squeeze until you hear a cracking sound. So tone down the machismo shit, Rambo. I don’t give a crap who’s the alpha male. Over Agressive Handshakers, you suck.