I don’t know if any of you out there are in the entertainment industry, but if you are, you might want to pay attention this. See, I was in the shower this morning when I came up with this brilliant idea for a Twilight Zone episode:

Okay, so the guy wakes up in the morning, goes through his normal routine, get in his car and heads off to work. Everything seems fine. Until he gets to the first traffic signal. Everyone is running the red light. Everyone! “What the fuck is going on?” he’s thinking, ya know? This old woman driving a big caddy honks at him. Ha, yeah, that would be good. Then the light turns green. Everybody stops. He hits the gas and almost gets into an accident. Just barely misses the cars, right? So, finally, after this happens about ten times, he figures it out. Red means go. Green means stop. I don’t know what yellow means, maybe it means you should get ready to go. But that’s all. Everything else is normal. Just the traffic lights are fucked up. Isn’t that just wild?

Anyhow, feel free to use that one. I don’t need any compensation. The pleasure I provide will be enough payment for me.