You see ‘em on the streets between midnight and 3AM. These guys who know they’re fucked up, but still insist on taking the wheel. Hey, pull over, you jackass, before you fucking kill someone. This is the same asswipe who bitches and moans when the “fucking judge” takes away his license after his second D.U.I. Those bastard cops, all trying to protect and serve and shit. Why don’t they go bust a real criminal? Idiot. Tis the season to get plastered. But do us all a favor and spring for a cab. Drunk-Driving Dimwits, you suck.