Kris, it still could’ve been a coincidence. Better check again, just to be safe.

1) Linoleum countertops-all corners rounded to at least 1/4 in. radius

2) Maid service instructed to throw away one half the contents of the refrigerator every Friday, starting from back, and more if anything looks like it is developing a personality.

3) Attention should be taken to all power cords and cabling. Favor wireless appliances (e.g. phone, mouse, headphones).

4) coputer should have an internet filter set up to deflect any attempt to read real news to ET and USA Today.

5) Bicycle storage should be provided out of sight so it will not awaken pangs-of-guilt.

6) All mirrors should show no more than face and neck, and lighting around mirrors should be incandescent and of low wattage.

7) Ideally all rooms, but at least the bedroom should have padded fabric wall treatment, both as a safety measure and in consideration of the neighbors.