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The Truth About Me

After writing this blog for over a year, I feel it’s time I came clean. I know I claim to be just an advertising copywriter. But the truth is, I’m one of the greatest writers who ever lived, in my head.

Yes, in my head, I have three novels currently on the best seller list, with two more on the way. Writing comes so naturally to me. I just put my fingers on the keyboard and let them do their thing. It’s almost embarrassing how effortless it is. Sometimes, I’ll watch CSPAN while I’m typing, just to give myself a challenge.

Also, In my head, four movies have been made that are based on my books. And two others are currently being optioned by HBO. They say Benicio Del Toro is interested in playing Solomon. But I wrote that part with Gabriel Byrne in mind. So as far as I’m concerned, Del Toro can take a hike.

I think it’s also important to note that I am not the social misfit that I make myself out to be. No, in my head, I’m outgoing and adored by all. Men want to be me, and women want to be with me. I work out with my personal trainer three times a week. And I sustain myself on a strict, low-carb diet.

Okay, if you haven’t figure it out yet, I have no ending for this particular entry. But the truth is, I wrote it just a few hours ago, in the shower, nowhere near a computer, and without pen and paper. In other words, it was all. . . in my head. Bleh.

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