I’m so excited. There’s a movie coming out next week that I just can’t wait to see. Why? They say it has an ending that will keep me guessing till the very end! A surprise ending, no less. I kid you not. It’s like a game or something.
Apparently, the writer is so brilliant that there is no way in hell I could possibly predict the final outcome of this movie. In fact, the producers are so sure of themselves, they’re willing to challenge me to guess.
Now, that’s got to be a fucking amazing ending.
I’m so tired of all these predictable films. It’s a fucking waste of celluloid, or gelatin, or whatever the fuck they make film out of these days. Think about it: What if you took some mindless trash like Memento and edited it so there was no fucking way you could figure out what was going on until the very end? Or imagine if The Crying Game didn’t make it so bloody obvious that that chick had a dick.
I know this is crazy talk. I’m just saying, this whole keep-you-guessing thing could really start to catch on. Before you know it, boring and obvious films like The Usual Suspects and Fight Club could be a thing of the past.
Well, we can only hope, right?
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