This lighthearted blog has been interrupted so that I can do a little venting before my fucking heart explodes. Excuse the big block of text. It’s kind of how I’m feeling right now. Thanks for your patience.
Okay, so I’m driving home today in the fucking rain and I’m taking this new shortcut. I’m making good time, too, not hitting too much traffic, and I think to myself, I might even get home early. Then all of the sudden, WHAM! A fucking sea of cars appears in front of me. Where the fuck did they come from? And what the hell are they doing using my goddamn shortcut? I mean, I’ve never seen it that bad before. There was this incredibly long wait just to get through the intersection. And all of these cars were gridlocked, making it difficult to get by them. It was SO GODDAMN FRUSTRATING! I kept making turns, trying to get around the traffic, only to find myself running right into yet another ocean of sheet metal. To make an already-too-fucking-long story short, it took me an hour and half to get home today. An hour and a goddamn half. What the fuck? I was trying call everyone I knew just so I could vent, but my stupid LG phone was malfunctioning and when it finally did start working, nobody was answering their fucking phone! To make matters worse, my friend called me back five minutes after I got home to say that she couldn’t really talk because she wanted to concentrate on her driving. I was still pretty wound up from my drive through the Hollywood parking lot that I guess I said some things that didn’t quite come out right. Even though I was totally sincere when I said “I understand. Have a safe drive home.” It came out sounding rather sarcastic and mean. Not a good thing. Fuck, I hate Hollywood. I’m in desperate need of a hug or a bullet to the head.
Have a nice day.
Love,
Smivey
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