10. Live just a hop, skip and a jump from West Hollywood
9. Use the phrase “a hop skip and a jump”
8. Like to shop at Williams-Somoma
7. The fact that I like to shop. Period.
6. Watch Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, but learn very little.
5. Own a scented candle
4. Always cry at the end of Sleepless In Seattle
3. Like to get facials (not that kind, sicko)
2. Thin, neat and single
1. Like to have sex with men… nah, I’m just kiddin’. And the number one Incredibly Gay Thing About Me is…
1. Richard Simmons once came up to me and told me to take it down a notch.
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