This month, HUMMER unveiled its latest creation: The 4B4. If you thought the original HUMMER was big, you’re not going to believe this thing. The “4B” actually stands for “4 Bedrooms,” along with 2 1/2 baths, a full-size gourmet kitchen and a two-car garage. Available upgrades include a gold-plated 10-person whirlpool spa, a Japanese garden with Koi pond, and an 8,000-watt, 450-speaker sound system with 50,000-disc CD/DVD auto changer. The vehicle is estimated to get at least .25 miles per gallon* (note the decimal point) and go from 0-60 in approximately 3.5 hours. Happy motoring.
*Mileage is based on vehicle being driven down a very steep hill by an anorexic. Your actual mileage is unimportant. Just imagine of how jealous your neighbors are gonna be when they see you driving this fuckin’ thing. Not suitable for highway or surface street use. Always wear your seat belt.
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