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ADD Reading


Have you ever been waiting for a friend to call, and as you’re waiting, you decide to read a book. So you start reading, but as you’re reading, you start thinking about when your friend is going to call, and then you start thinking about what you’re going to talk about, and then you realize that you kind of need to pee. But you don’t want to have to pee while you’re talking to your friend. So you figure you should probably pee now. But then you think that maybe if you start peeing now, the phone might start ringing in mid-stream, and that wouldn’t be good. But then you figure, the longer you think about it, the more likely it is that your friend’s call is going to interrupt your bathroom break. So you decided that you just need to get it over with. And that’s right around when you get to the end of the page and you realize you have absolutely no idea what you’ve just read. Is that ADD or what?

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